I'd like to suggest we, as a nation, take away Delaware's status as a state. It is the most worthless place in the US.Ms. GreenEggsSamDC apparently traveled north recently on I-95 and was stuck in traffic, likely because of construction involving toll booths. It was an unpleasant experience and has led to Ms. GreenEggsSamDC characterization of our state as a "Damn cockblocking state."
An aside. This is an expression that I have not heard before. It is rich in suggestive negativeness but new to my ears.Ms. GreenEggsSamDC suggests that Delaware be de-Stated and shared out among surrounding states and that statehood pass to some more worthy territory. She suggests Guam.
She then rehearses some of our state's unfortunate stereotypes, in arguments both for an against demotion of Delaware.
I think we should reach out to this unfortunate young woman and offer our hospitality and understanding. Perhaps we can win her back.
Or we could post her name and picture in the I-95 toll booths and have the toll-takers tell her to beat it if she tries to pass this way again.