In bright red letters on a stark white field:
COSMETICThis is the sort of advertising approach I associate with a Used-Car lot. Not a medical office.
I can't help screening this mental motion-picture:
IRIS-IN. Interior. Medical Office.
A nervous-looking WOMAN sits on the very edge of an examination table.
A MAN enters, wearing a plaid, frayed, Doctor's Coat and with a slicked-back toupee.
MAN: Say little lady. Whats it gonna take to get a syringe-full of botulinum toxins injected into those sweet cheeks of yours today?