Just what the hell do they mean by "personalized" advice. Taken literally, doesn't that mean that they will give you their standard advice, but will make it personal? Won' they just take their usual sales pitch, and personalize it by adding, I don't know, your name?
Well, (insert name of client here)I keep hearing that word in TV and radio ads. I suppose they mean "personal service." But "personalized" just bugs me.
, I think we can make great progress for you and(insert name of client here) (insert name of client's spouse, SO, kid, or pet) if we marginalize the hamifranistration index and purdleplast the frostimatriculation scale.
Now, I know you are a careful and thoughtful investor
, but I think it's time for us to grab the...
And so I have posted this rant.