Mad-Libs Spam!

My work blog, DGDC News, gets a healthy amount of spam comments. Most are caught by the spam filter; I delete several hundred every few days. But a few make it through to comment moderation and I have to decide whether to let them be published.

Today, my inbox held three comments for moderation, all from the same IP address and all similar, but not quite the same.

Take one:

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Take two:

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Take three:

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I think it's a new sort of Mad-Lib:

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Obviously, I have lost track of my parts of speech (it's late), but you get the point.